know your bartenders

25 May

See this girl on the left???


Don’t pay any attention to her I don’t know who that is. Who you should be concerned with is the strapping young gentleman on the right, Mr. Paulie Jacobs.

Paulie works at the Saratoga City Tavern located on the corner of Caroline and Maple.

I don’t think I’ve seen a faster bartender in town. Unless you’re obnoxiously waving your money at him, then he’ll probably take his time. Seriously, don’t ever do that.

The only person in the world who might be faster is Chuck Norris, but he only makes one kind of drink. Do you know what it is???




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